So I’m sitting here trying to put all my graphs on my stupid powerpoint for my senior thesis project. I hate graphs! And I should’ve started doing this yesterday. (actually i should have done this like weeks ago but i didn’t so that’s beside the point.) But yesterday I woke up super late so I was like okay I’ll just try to write some of my story. BUT THAT DIDN’T HAPPEN EITHER! NO! I ended up writing this morning instead. AND I WROTE SMUT! VAGUE SMUT BECAUSE I HAVE KNOW IDEA WHAT I’M DOING WHEN IT COMES TO SEX!!!

Basically I’ve been procrastinating again. I’m not sorry for using tumblr to rant!

This is me like everyday. I have to stop forgetting to feed myself.

mashyumaro:

chooooosan:

Making up making up.

There are no words for how much I enjoyed watching this video.

YOU PERFECT HUMAN BEING!!!

betweendecembers:

plussizepanda:

theprosaicmoments:

YO, I GOT SOME TIPS FOR ALL THE MISERABLE LADIES!

(and hell fucking yes i used to be one)

• try getting ready in the morning wearing only the underwear you look the best in (only buy underwear you feel the best in) or get ready naked. it’s like a scientifically proven fact that all boobs are amazing, and i’ve discovered there’s this weird victoria’s secret angel switch that gets flipped when you’re nude putting on makeup or brushing your hair. you just look like a fox.
• don’t be scared to do things you’re really good at in front of people (they want to see) and don’t be scared to talk about how good you are at things (there is a difference between arrogance and confidence, and we’ve been told repeatedly that being proud of ourselves is cocky and unattractive: FUCK THAT, WE’RE JUST THE SHIT, WE CAN’T HELP IT)
• in recent years i’ve discovered that i’m super hot. you also happen to be super hot. i think “super hot” is a combination of attractive, unique, and comfortable. it just took me a long time to learn how to make myself feel and look super hot, learn what you need to do to make yourself realize you’re super hot, and do that. (if you think i’m an idiot and i’m just telling your to put on tons of makeup, read the next bullet)
• make yourself feel pretty. makeup is not a bad thing. no, you don’t need it. no, you don’t have to have it to be “super hot.” but the coolest thing about it is that it’s a useful tool for shaping your hotness into exactly what you’d like to show to the world, and that’s badass. it’s okay if you aren’t born looking the way you feel inside, cause you have the power to tweak. that also goes for your hair, your clothes, etc. for example, do you think your head looks like a penis when your hair is short? grow it out. do you absolutely love when your head looks like a penis? THEN FUCK YEAH KEEP IT THAT WAY
• be honest as much as you possibly can. to yourself, be honest all the time. if you find you are having a really hard time telling certain people the truth, then maybe they are the wrong people for you. do you trust them? do they make you feel bad about yourself? NAH DUDE FUCK THAT
• if you are uncomfortable, you are instantly not super hot. i don’t mean like if you are wearing shoes you love and they hurt your feet. i mean, if you’re shaving your legs every single fucking day and you hate it but you don’t want anyone to say anything. instead, you should only shave your legs so you can feel the pleasure of your smooth legs against the sheets. or because YOU like them shiny when you’re at the beach. only change yourself if to YOU, that is super hot.
• masturbate all the time. that is all.
• the only dude that deserves anyone as super hot as you, is a dude that knows he is super hot. and a dude that realizes you and fawns in the glorious light that is your super hotness.
• don’t go to work if you have nightmares about it. quit and get a new job. you maybe probably aren’t going to love it (hey, maybe you WILL), because it’s work. but if it is affecting your well-being to the point of suffocation then quit. there are tons of shitty jobs that are less shitty than that one. 
• you really need to have a catalog of things that you know make you feel better. you will come across these things slowly and randomly. but remember them, and practice them when you feel shitty. you’re going to feel shitty, so be stocked up on plenty of antidotes.
• hurting yourself is so fucking not okay. i cut myself and all i got were these lousy scars. i starved myself and my pretty hair fell out and my brain was all fucked every time i ate anything for years. i tried to kill myself and had to stay in a mental hospital for the most miserable, depressing, loneliest week of my life. i drank myself into a stupor for a couple of months straight and all it did was hinder me learning how to actually help myself and solve my own mental issues. stop all that shit, and start figuring out how to love and how to feel better and how to be badass when you’re all alone and how to feel super hot.

This is amazing. Thank you for sharing this.

So today, I came across the single fucking best thing I’ve ever seen on Tumblr.

hetaculture:

ask-cosplay-lovina:

romanorgasm:

seborgasm:

would-your-panties-drop-if-i:

tangoingwithmango:

thisrealityhere:

gingerrlocks:

riflesandroadhouses:

joshfransexyy:

butthurtbandboys:

australia gets christmas before america

but american gets freedom before everyone

but canada gets maple syrup before everyone

but hungarians open gifts on the 24th

but freedom

kangaroos

REINDEERS

eight fucking days of presents

gets paid for going to school.

pasta

Did we just witness a World Meeting?

Some kohai just shushed in the general direction of my friends and I.

Um…. Excuse me?

WE ARE YOUR SEMPAI!

HOW DARE YOU SHUSH ME!?

allmyotherthoughts:

pineappleexpression:

attekari:

macaroons-at-tiffanys:

manraybans:

oldmanstephanie:

jackalsfeast:

himynamesray:

Just your everyday problems.

did he just drop his phone on his fucking baby
done with the infomercials tag

the baby i’m gonna cry

well why the fuck would you touch pasta that was in boiling water?

Reblog again

the girl tho shes all like “o M G jimmy what the fuck did you do my CRAYONS YOU HOESLUT”

i don’t think i’ve laughed that hard in a while ^^

unusualjourney:

privaterunner:

What You’re Saying with your Drug Choice

Salvia.
Not ever helping anyone unwind.
Ever.
But, it will make you cry over Party Pat. It will make you think there is a tree in your floor telling you stories, it will make you think your living room floor is a raft and it WILL make you think people are being shrink wrapped while you wait on the boat that goes down the strawberry river to start up but, they won’t let you in because your couch is too big for the boat!

My roommate just pushed me into our bathroom and yelled “Quick, get in, the Nazis are coming!”
I’m glad we’re having Nazi drills just in case there’s a Nazi revival. It’s always nice to know your non-Jewish friends have your back.

Look at this stuff. Isn’t it neat?